thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

(via starkid-nerdfighter)

— 4 days ago with 62683 notes

mishanarry:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

royal-glasses:

geothebio:

squided:

"bisexuals are just being greedy"

This statement is correct.  I want all the donuts to myself.  No sharon you can’t have a donut.  Yes, I know there are 24 donuts.  Yes, I want them all for myself.  Fuck off sharon.

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omg i cant breathe

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What a perfect use for that gif

(Source: squided, via keylimesliceoflife)

— 4 days ago with 124029 notes

refreshes:

do you ever start talking to someone and then later realize that they arent as cool as you thought they would be so now everything they do annoys you?… or is that just me..

(via dehsired)

— 4 days ago with 248 notes
tweentears:

nimhrat:

fullten:

lost-in-hammerspace:

starbombpotter:

GUYS COLORADO NEEDS SOME HELP
There is a bill about to be passed called Amendment 67 that is the ban on ALL abortions. THIS INCLUDES IF THE MOTHER WOULD DIE OR IF SHE WAS RAPED. THIS BILL ALSO CAN MAKE POLICE INSTIGATE ALL NON-LIVE BIRTHS (MISCARRIAGE/STILLBORN).
If you want more information, the article is [here] and they have an indigogo page [here] to help fund the stop of Amendment 67.
TUMBLR PLEASE BLOW THIS UP. PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU

holy shit what the fuck Colorado!?

(taken from the news site)
Here’s what Amendment 67 would really do:
Outlaw all abortion in Colorado, even in cases of rape and incest.
Ban some of the most common and effective forms of birth control, including the Pill and IUDs.
Make it illegal for a pregnant women with cancer to choose treatment that could save her life.
Restrict options for women wanting in vitro fertilization.
Any birth that isn’t a live-birth — so miscarriages and still births — could be deemed suspicious deaths and would be investigated by police.

what the fuck that is disgusting

tweentears:

nimhrat:

fullten:

lost-in-hammerspace:

starbombpotter:

GUYS COLORADO NEEDS SOME HELP

There is a bill about to be passed called Amendment 67 that is the ban on ALL abortions. THIS INCLUDES IF THE MOTHER WOULD DIE OR IF SHE WAS RAPED. THIS BILL ALSO CAN MAKE POLICE INSTIGATE ALL NON-LIVE BIRTHS (MISCARRIAGE/STILLBORN).

If you want more information, the article is [here] and they have an indigogo page [here] to help fund the stop of Amendment 67.

TUMBLR PLEASE BLOW THIS UP. PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU

holy shit what the fuck Colorado!?

(taken from the news site)

Here’s what Amendment 67 would really do:

  1. Outlaw all abortion in Colorado, even in cases of rape and incest.
  2. Ban some of the most common and effective forms of birth control, including the Pill and IUDs.
  3. Make it illegal for a pregnant women with cancer to choose treatment that could save her life.
  4. Restrict options for women wanting in vitro fertilization.
  5. Any birth that isn’t a live-birth — so miscarriages and still births — could be deemed suspicious deaths and would be investigated by police.

what the fuck that is disgusting

(via fictional-fiend)

— 4 days ago with 80357 notes
#what the fuck is wrong with America? 

runecestershire:

shakespeaker:

placebonacebo:

So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”

This is the best possible solution.

I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.

(via fictional-fiend)

— 4 days ago with 59641 notes

spiderkiss:

poppypicklesticks:

maraudere:

Josh Thomas talks about male suicide

I wonder how feminists will react to this

Probably ignore it then go back to making male tears mugs and gifs 

Actually this is a very common idea among feminists

It’s something feminists have been talking about for years it’s called toxic masculinity and it’s one of the common threads among the topic of ‘Patriarchy hurts men too’. If fact the first time I read about toxic masculinity was on a feminist blog.

If you actually read things feminists talk about instead of straw manning them you might know this but OH WELL

(via thatu)

— 5 days ago with 147973 notes

brommunism:

brommunism:

i dont think anyone is more serious about urban legends than theatre kids i mean once a kid had to go home from rehearsal bc he said the name of the scottish play onstage and someone punched him in the face

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of course i didnt what kind of fool do you take me for

(Source: boommunism, via fictional-fiend)

— 5 days ago with 31708 notes